Summy, not sweet as name sounds!!!: Chapter 1:MY JAW DROPPED

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Chapter 1:MY JAW DROPPED

HOT SUMMER HOLIDAY,
2012,MAY MONTH,

TIME:-10:45 am….

After snoozing ma mobile alarm for nine times with the snooze time interval of half-n-hour, after my mom screaming for nearly 6 times I finally woke up, actually the average amount of sleep a normal person need is “just 5 minutes more”… In ancient days, the first thing the kids used to do after waking up was to look gods and goddess photo and pray for a happy day and now the tradition is bit changed… we guys even before shuttering up our eyes, the first the we do is “find the bloody cell phone!!! “… My dad always honors me by saying that I’m much unorganized; I never do things in order bla bla bla… But I say that I do everything in a order, I really do, the first thing I do after waking up every day is checking the new un-read text messages in mobile(it really freaks me out when I see my mobile in the hands of my parents with an exclamatory combined question mark, if you are a teen… you know why I feel so), then my facebook, I really get pissed when I see the notifications of photos in which I’m tagged even if I’m not in there, I don’t know why people do such things, I wanna complain this to Mark Zuckerberg but for now, let’s get back where we were,

As u remember I just woke up from my bed,I woke up from my bed so late that my dad had gone to work (so there was no reason to use Google search)… I went to wash basin to wash my face and COLD WATER!!!… water is the first thing on which I bark daily … it may sound wired, Even in hot summer I always wish to wash my face in hot water … then I was laying on sofa surfing TV channels, I stopped at Mtv and it was playing some item girl song so I skipped(nah I watch item girl songs but I don’t prefer to watch those things right after waking up) … then I landed on Discovery channel, a show called “HOW DO THEY DO IT?” was coming and I thought “WHY THE F_ _ _ SHOULD I WATCH IT?” ;-D,

Then I jumped on Cartoon network,( the best way to show your parents that you are still innocent kid even if your mobile has those kind of videos…If you know what I mean…) previous day’s ben10 episode was coming and I fixed to it….

“Mamma I’m starving, what’s on breakfast?”

-“NO BREAKFAST UNTILL U BATH”

“You know that I have good physic”

-“MY HUBBY IS MORE STRONGER THAN YOU, DON’T MAKE ME CALL HIM”

Damn man, so I took bath silently (I don’t have the habit of singing while bathing) … After getting up dressed mom gave me a un-pronounceable food … she was experimenting some food on me which appeared in a cookery show.

As soon as I finished my breakfast, guess what? CALL OF DUTY, mom gave me some bank work and she ordered me to do it right now, I had no chance to escape because of requesting a laptop in the list of birthday gifts is not that easy… (it nearly took me 3 months of sweeping the home in order to get PS2) … some checks , updating pass book and so on … Whenever I go to bank I notice the Matchbox sized red colored box with a round shaped glass in front face protecting a red colored button ,with a small hammer hanging adjacent to that box, I’m talking about that fire alarm button, whenever I see that thing I feel a strong urge to break that glass and buzz the alarm and I have never got that chance and I’m still waiting for the invitation from the bank to “BUZZ THAT ALARM”, I spent nearly 20mins in the queue and I was still half a mile away from the counter , I was getting bored and my legs were paining , I thought of going back home but my mind flashed a proverb

“NO PAIN ! NO GAIN!! ”

So I stuck with the queue in the dream of laptop on my lap on behalf of my girlfriend’s head , doing facebook where ever I want in my cool laptop,… doing facebook where ever I want… doing facebook where ever I want…DOING FACEBOOK WHERE EVER I WANT!!!... This phase ate my brain, soul, liver, kidney, stomach and every tasty flesh in me… within no time I took my mobile to do facebook and as I just pressed log in button, a voice came from behind

-“To which girl are you messaging mr.Sumanth”

It was my school teacher Paavni, she’s around the age of 24 and she’s bit cute and she is much of teen, she mingles with students easily, we two are so close that we refer each other in singular even in public except if some students are around…

“Hey Paavni wazz up! What are you doing here?”

-“Came here to buy some grocery”

(She always tries to do these kinds of jokes and I hate it, I have scolded her infinite times but she never change)

“Babe please stop it, you know that I hate those kinds of joke”

-“okay baba,cool down… then… OMG! NEW CELLPHONE? SHOW ME! SHOW ME!! SHOW ME!!!”

(She swiped mobile from my hand even before I could think of defending)

Looking my mobile her jaw dropped and it was not surprising for me as it was I phone 4S

“Thanks… thanks for the complements, my bro brought it for me from the U.S last week, It costs nearly 350$ … Its special feature is “SIRI” the personal assis- “

She interrupted me as I was boozing on my awesome cell phone

-“Who is Adhithya Shrinivas?”

“My cousin, why?”

-“Are you the user name ‘megatron619’?”

“Yeah, girl please stop looking my facebook, I’m not a gay and there’s nothing wrong in having a boy as a friend in facebook”

I took the mobile back from her (actually I snatched it away)

-“ Are you the user name ‘megatron619’?”

“Yeah, why are you interrogating me like a federal agent? Why is it bothering you so much that you drop your jaw?”

-“Your jaw will also drop if you hear my user name"

“Ho really?”

-“Cute demon”

MY JAW DROPE!!! And I shouted

“WHAT THE FUCK?”